Total Medals Earned: 114 (From 23 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,805 Points
Medals Earned: 11/19 (385/645 points)
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Beat the game on normal mode.
Unlock 6 pastries.
Unlock all of the pastries.
Serve 283 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Beat the game on hard mode.
Serve 100 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (175/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 26/33 (170/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
from Blockhead
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Read the story!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/245 points)
Drown the first tomato
Eat the first tomato
Beat the 1 World
Put a pig in a trap
Get all stars in 1 World
Beat the Ice World
Burn the first tomato
Get all stars in 2 World
Beat the 3 World
Get all stars in 3 World
Medals Earned: 1/24 (10/500 points)
Get the "Hero's Box" artifact.
Get the "Black Jack's Pearl" artifact.
Get the "Call Of Dan" artifact.
Get the "Crown Of Wisdom" artifact.
Get the "Death Bone" artifact.
Get the "Harp Of Abel" artifact.
Get the "King's Scepter" artifact.
Get the "Predictor" artifact.
Get the "Raven's Eye" artifact.
Get the "Ring Of The Thief King" artifact.
Get the "Scroll Of Chronicles" atifact.
Get the "Shadow Scarf" artifact.
Finish the game with at least 4 artifacts obtained.
Clear the 1st tower.
Clear the 2nd tower.
Clear the 3nd tower.
Gather all the golden coins scattered throughout the game.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/395 points)
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (85/110 points)
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
Yum, yum, war on terror!
You're a real smartster!
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
The Father is not pleased
Get it?